Okay, this is strictly for kicks, but there may be those of you that actually need this handy dandy little item. The item in question is the Zipholder.  You ever have those days when your jeans are extraordinarily tight and all the gymnastic wriggling that normally gets you in those skinnies just don’t seem to work? This is usually due to laundry day shrinkage. It’s never, ever because we gained a few pounds.  Well the Zipholder is designed to hold your zipper up, preventing the inevitable open fly that would be sure to cause embarrassment and all kinds of blows to your self-esteem. It works by looping through the zipper and attaching to the button. Voila…problem solved!