INDi Custom Premium Jeans: my status update

INDi Jeans just emailed me on the progress of my soon-to-be-arriving custom-made pair. Before getting to my doorstep, my INDi jeans will pass through 18 pairs of skilled hands and incorporate new patented technology. The brand's data center uses a body scan database and sizing algorithm to process the information I provided into a one-of-a-kind, accurate body fit representation. This all takes 5 minutes. From there, its onto the manufacturing facility, where using artisan craftsmanship, my jeans will be cut, sewn, sanded, whiskered, embroidered and washed. Any rivets, buttons and solid brass or antique silver hardware will be added before the jeans are inspected and shipped out. Not long now!